Will you answer every question honestly?
yeesss. i hate this oath stuff.

Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
no...
Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
no, but it is expectly shortly. i have five bucks riding on it.

Do you miss anything or anyone?
HELL YES but im not putting all that crap on the internet

What makes you laugh no matter what?
my BFF roxy shes making me laugh as i write this!

Who was the last person you talked to?
ROXY

What do you dislike at the moment?
anything that deals with school. this includes multiple fags and whores
HARDER:

Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
yes! im not saying my age but i have good old morals no sex until me married! to someone hot. (descisive head nod)


Will you get married?
uh ya i sure hope so. did you not read the last question?

Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
ya i just have a nice stash in my closet NO I DO NOT DO DRUGS THAT WAS SARCASM

Do you lie about your age?
not to anyone who asks, but i dont just post it all over the internet

VERY PERSONAL:

Are you happy with yourself?
well, as i go to school everyday, those morons increasingly make me better about myself

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
isnt that wut love is?

What do you think about when times get hard?
well, times have been hard for about three years now so ill get back to ya wen i remember wut i usually think about

SECRETS:

When did you last cry?
i cried of laughter yesterway wen me and roxy were yelling "YOUR ALL FAGS" in the middle of class and noone noticed. but in the sad way.. few days ago just thinkin bout stuff

Do you believe in religion?
religion? what kind of question is that? i bvelieve in some of a certain religions beliefs, but i think its completely stupid to have to like dedicate ur life to it. INSERT BROTHERS NAME HERE!!1


SHOCKING:

Have you done bad things with your parents near by?
i called my friend a whore in front of my mom yesterday...

Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
no. i have started completely true gossip however. BWHAHAH!!!

Did you ever fail the school year?
if i did would i be bitching about how everyone around me is so stupid? NO

Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
these are gertting annoying. NO

Do you think your future will be a good one?
ya as soon as i get the hell out of (insert school name here) and get away from all the idiots

THE DEEP STUFF:

Do you think you were raised well?
ya totally. hey im a bitch but i have morals

Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
not since last weekend

How do you handle stress?
i rant to roxy. generally works...

How would you spend your last day alive?
breaking every law i please

Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
depends how serious. sometimes i make it obvious im hiding something, other times peaple will never know im lying

If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
my parents are divorced, but i get to see both of them. right now i would pick my dad, cuz hes, ya know... SMART

If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends?
wut kind of twisted questions are these??

Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered your family member?
these questions really suck. how much do i like that person, how much did i like the family memeber, and y is the murderer not in jail??

THE LOVE STUFF:

Do you think you know the meaning of love?
in simplist terms, i just think its wen u will do anything. if i go anymore complicated ill never shut up

What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
being comfortable with eachother

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
how much do i like the person im dating?

THE RANDOM STUFF:

Do you spend time with the same people always?
YES my BFF roxy im with her/talking to her 24/7 infact i just got back from a hockey game with her after she spent the night

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
THESE ARE SO STUPID!!! if theyre a true friend than theyre not just there as a replacement, each friend is, although this sounds gay, a new person with a new personality. so new, they cant be replaced.

When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
aw shit now im all depressed. I CANNOT REMEMBER

Where was your default picture taken?
well im confused

Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
again, DEPENDS WITH WHO

What is your favorite color?
green. has been for five years and it aint changin

What do you do when you have a bad day?
sleep. every school day is a bad day, and after every day at school i sleep. ergo, it must mean somehting.

Do you really think exs can be friends?
IT DEPENDS!!! ALL THESE THINGS DEPEND!!! it depends i think mostly on y u broke up. for example, if a guy breaks up with a girl to have a shot with someone hotter, HELL NO. if they decide to end it because thier friendship is to valuable, then DUH

Who messaged you last?
roxy. its like this hypothetical questioner isnt evn listening.

If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, where would you go???
maaagiamond! jk jk jk there are waaay to many factors in that including money, age, education, resources, etc

Do you fall for people easily?
lets put it this way... if youre hot, you got my heartXD ill worry about personality later

Are you quick to start a fight?
actually i rarely START fights, i just always win them. another reason people hate me so much

Do your parents really know YOU
do anyones parents?

Lyrics stuck in your head?
"u better choose your words carefully cuz im not ur anything..."

Are you tired?
always am always will be

Do you own an iPod?
listen closely. IPODS SUCK ASS. GET A ZUNE.

Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
regular im not in fucking preschool nor am i one of those people who tries to be cool by being stupid

When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
i dont drink coffe. though i do enjoy thier lemon pound cakes.

Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
hell ya wen im going around intentionaly pissing people off, y wouldnt they??

Why would they be?
INTENTIONALLY PISSING PEOPLE OFF

Is Anyone In Love With You?
how the hell would i know??

Ever Cry In Public?
no shit. seriously, whoevr wrote these sucks.

Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
um evry time i consider that i remember the needle factor...

What’s The Weather Like?
IM INSIDE ON MY COMPUTER HOW SHOULD I KNOW???

Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
IT FUCKING DEPENDS

Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
no way thats the first step on the road to annerexia, realizing everything has crap in it

Do You Use Sarcasm?
more so than regular talking

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
opposite. girls tend to hate me

Do You Watch The News?
never the news, though i do enjoy the presidential debates

Who was the last person to make you mad?
my dumass brother

What kept you up last night?
roxy

note to septembersnow--no offense but some of the stuff u put on yours was just not true. ex: i have never ever heard u be sarcastic
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